Maybe He Was Trying to Seduce You
While attending his Latina GF’s birthday party, the OP got to meet the entire family. He also got to learn what the entire family did. It turned out that a lot of the males were hardcore gangbangers, and they didn’t take kindly to strangers. We totally get that, and we probably would’ve urinated in our pants the moment we found her address.
If meeting gangbangers wasn’t bad enough, how about seeing her dad cut the birthday cake and lick the frosting off of the sharp blade while staring you in the eyes, daring you to do something. But hear us out first. What if the dad was trying to seduce you, OP? You didn’t think about that, did you?