Acres of pizza
Please, just stop, we can not take it anymore, who in their right mind would go as far as to measure pizza in acres? Acres is what we use to measure land, not pizza, what do dozens of acres worth of pizza even look like anyways? We actually cannot picture that in our minds.
We are certain that dozens of acres worth of pizza means a lot of pizza, but it really depends on what exactly they mean. Is the pizza laid side by side on a flat surface or stacked upon each other? Just how did they even take the time to do the math and compare the size of a single pizza to an entire acre of land?