Breakfast of champions
Okay, so this is not really the best breakfast you can have, but it is by far the most amusing. We have never seen so many guns fit on one table like that before. We are really in shock that a single person could have such an arsenal at their disposal.
Rest assured that nobody is coming to take this person’s food off their plate, especially when they are packing this crazy firepower. If you look closely you can actually see the face of Jesus on one of their pancakes, now that is what we call detail-oriented. We wonder if they’ve ever hurt themselves during breakfast by accident.