Quesa Cubano
A Quesa Cubano is one of the best hangover foods possible. Of course, that’s assuming you can operate a sandwich press while still not fully sober. But if you have a microwave, you can reduce the risk of inflicting self-injury by a lot.
Get a flour tortilla and smother it in shredded cheese. Add enough ham slices as you want (there’s no such thing as too much), then microwave for 60 seconds. At this point, feel free to add any toppings you want, such as pickles and Dijon mustard. Fold the tortilla in half, and it’s ready to serve. Oh, let it cool first so you don’t burn your tongue off.