#10: It’s a Travesty!
Kristen, you broke rule number one. Your child can’t be seen with his parents. You’re supposed to wait to use the bathroom until they’re on break and need it. Then you wait for them to go and jump in quickly afterward. We all have to make sacrifices to keep our kids cool.
Honestly, just be thankful your naked toddler didn’t escape into the Zoom view and wave her butt around like a puppy dog while yelling “I FARTED!” at the top of her lungs. That’s when you’ve truly ruined your eldest kid’s life because, of course, it’s all your fault and not just a random toddler adventure.