Funny Tweets That Provide an Inside Look Into the Lives of Millennial Parents

Ah yes, the secret to a woman’s soul is definitely debauchery. Men would have figured this out a lot sooner if women hadn’t been expected to keep the house. Did you think we’d like something different from you? Nope. We truly enjoy going out and having a good time.

It’s that simple. Surprise us, make it fun, include yourself and some food and drinks, and we are good to go. That’s all we really want. Well, that, a bunch of chocolate, no dishes to clean, and pockets. That’s the life. One day someone will invent self-cleaning dishes, and the power dynamic will change.