Joe Pritchett
Gloria’s pregnancy with Joe was a huge surprise. She had no idea how she was going to break the news to Jay, who is several decades her senior. Afraid that the grumpy old man wouldn’t like the idea of becoming a father all over again, she tries to keep the news from him as long as possible.
But after a rather disappointing birthday, during which many of his friends talk about what being “old” entails, Jay becomes ecstatic about the thought of having a little rugrat to make him feel young again. Lily isn’t too happy about not being the cutest one in the family, but she learns that she can place all the blame for her mishaps on baby Joe.