This Isn’t the Place to be a Goose
Imagine you’ve got a grumble in your gut, and you know the perfect spot to grab a bite to eat. You’ve been there before with your friends and family, and the service is great, with food coming at you from left and right. You know you can always count on it being a good time, so you head back there only to find a sign barring you from eating there.
While we feel bad for the goose, we understand why feeding him and his bird friends is problematic. People could accidentally toss them harmful food, encourage too many geese to flock to the area, and invite an unsanitary mess. Geese expel waste as if their insides are made of Ex-Lax. They’re capable of generating two pounds of poop a day, dropping deuces every 12 minutes.