Mozzarella Sticks, No Cheese, Please
Cheese is a healing miracle food blessed by the gods. It can right every wrong in your day. A gallon of paint exploded in your car? Nachos! Lose your wedding ring down the garbage disposal? Mac and cheese! Get fired for clowning on your boss’s hairpiece in a company email you thought only your coworkers could see? Mozzarella sticks!

If your entire mental state hinges on consuming cheese to set yourself straight after a bad day, you’ll want to steer clear of this Denny’s that will only serve you lies. I’d like to know why there are cheese nodules on the outside of the sticks, but the insides are as empty as Patrick Star’s head.