Ugh
Women, like men, produce smelly farts. They smell like cheese, just like males’, and they’re no exception to the rule that women’s farts are worse than males’. Women, however, do have one point in their favor: they are the nastier gender. Nobody wants to fish out wads of hair from the shower drain because your long locks are gorgeous.
The writer’s note that begins the text establishes what we’re about to see. We see Yehuda battling with a hair monster from Maya’s head. We couldn’t even begin to fathom what sort of nausea levels Yehuda has to deal with daily because all of those strands of hair give us the creeps.