*Scritch*
Do you know what the most common reason for marriage is? It’s not to spend the rest of their lives with the individual who makes their heart beat faster. It’s also not to have a family together. These are only some of the benefits of being married. No, the actual cause why people get married is so they may scratch that portion of their backs they can’t reach themselves.
The Devirs don’t appear to own a backscratcher, which is strange since they live in New Jersey. But that’s a great question. Why would the Devirs spend $5 on a backscratcher when they’re married to one another?