Not The Girl Of Your Dreams
When I first saw this essay, I thought it was just a joke. But he says that she murdered him, so it’s not clear whether he’s kidding or not. If she revealed a spoiler about the film’s conclusion during the date, it had to have been an exceptionally awful one, to begin with. Spoilers are the worst aspect of watching movies because they take away the joy of discovering things for yourself.

In short, Collin’s date was nothing like he wanted and showed no signs of enjoyment throughout the night. If you don’t break bread together on a first date, it can look really bad and make for an awkward remainder of the evening. To avoid situations like this in the future, we suggest only dating people that match closely to your ideal or taking extra time to get to know them before going out.