The mummies return
This is not how a mummy should look. Being the remains of long-dead Ancient Egyptian rulers has never looked this good, has it? Seriously, you have to hand it to these two. People will occasionally try too hard to be “provocative” that they actually forget to, y’know, resemble the creature they’re meant to be.
These aren’t the girls, though. You don’t need an Egyptology degree to figure out what they are. And don’t overlook the white line running through their braids to complete the look. It wouldn’t have flopped if these two were in that Tom Cruise movie.