Not All Heroes Wear Capes
This individual, no doubt, is to blame for the “lifetime” guidelines that come with most supply kits. Canada, on the other hand, is very generous and may well have barely blinked. I’m glad that the contest was held in a straight line. I wonder how they determined it? Anyway, he was unquestionably better!

He also put his lifetime supply to good use. What would you say if I told you this sort of generosity was happening nowadays? Oh wait, it’s not allowed anymore! For example, if you win a lifetime supply of Burger King, you’ll receive a $500 gift card every six months. Did you get printer ink as part of your prize? Every year, you will receive a $100 gift card. Even in the 1980s, a lifetime supply was just around three years’ worth of product.