Tranq Them All!
The only thing worse than being sick is being sick with a noisy family and a spouse who can’t control them. I’ve had migraines numerous times while resting in bed, and my kids walk straight by my father to come all the way up to get juice. It’s absurd.
It’s a tempting offer, and I don’t think I’d tranq them directly. Maybe I can hold the tranq dart and point it at the door, using my pleasant voice when they walk in. There will be no shouting; instead, there will be a simple “If you ask me for juice, you will take a nap right now on the floor. Slowly back away from the bedroom door and go ask your father.”