Blinds Destroyer
The Destroyer of Blinds is back in business! This time, she’s taking the form of a cute kitty cat. If there’s one thing felines excel at, it’s deftly destroying household blinds. Just because they can–it’s all part of her long-term plan for global domination. Step one: Earn human trust and decimate the Humans’ Abode.
So, where does our narrative go from here? Of course, you can blame it on the dog. Sparky will undoubtedly be held accountable for this terrible crime. Sorry, Sparky. It’s not because it’s personal to you; it’s just business. Innocent dogs may become victims of collateral damage in the pursuit of the greater good.