Moo, I’m a Dog
Is that a cow or a puppy? Wait, let me amend my question– is there even a distinction? This pup appears to have chewed through an innocent stuffed animal cow. He took things further by placing the head of his victim like it was a hat. What if he really believes he’s now a lazy farm animal grazing all day? Maybe this is finally the life he always dreamed of leading.
Or is he attempting to steal food from the local farm? To gather information, he’s wearing this extremely accurate cow disguise. For what purpose does he want the information? Nobody knows. All we know is that he’s the cutest cow ever. We wonder if he can “moo.” It would be quite difficult for a child learning the sounds made by each species.