The Flip-Flop Chewer
It’s time to put this little pooch in jail. One innocent flip-flop lost their life at the paws of this formidable flip-flop chewer. He’s even hiding his face in pure shame. He knows what he did was wrong, and there’s no denying it with the clear evidence his mama has against him.
Fortunately, there’s no way a jury would sentence this adorable pug to pupper jail for a single flip-flop. Mother, get some new ones. They’re pretty inexpensive. Goldi was simply trying to assist you out! He appears to be remorseful. He’s still teething, too. You can’t blame your DNA; it’s just the way things are. But you may hold yourself responsible for leaving your shoes on the floor and exposed to theft.