The perfect shirt
This guy was wearing the perfect shirt for the situation at just the right moment. Something has happened when your shirt recognizes that you won’t fit in the shower. Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear as though he’ll be getting clean anytime soon.
Unless he’s willing to lower himself and accept his fate as a tall person, there isn’t much else he can do. If he wants to live, it might be time to invest in some dry shampoo and wet wipes – or perhaps locate somewhere with a higher shower!