Alabama Intensifies
We’re not exactly sure what to do here. Do we play Sweet Home Alabama on the banjo, or do we just ignore the problem and look the other way? Just so everyone knows, it’s not just the south that has a high inbreeding rate. In fact, if you want to see which state suffers from it the most, you’ll have to go north to the tiny state known as Alaska.
Anyway, the OP learned that the father worked for his wife’s father’s business but was confused why they both had the same last name. It’s because they were first cousins. They’d been dating since high school. Wow.