We Only Have One Kid
Most parents know how many children they have, even if they can’t remember their birthdays. It’s not that difficult since most people can count up to three or four. But for some reason, these contenders for the Worst Parents of the Century Award somehow managed to forget that they had two extra kids.
They told the babysitter there was only one child before running out the front door. To make matters worse, they came back a full six hours after they said they would. And the cherry on top was the OP only received a measly $20 for their efforts.