I Had to Punish Her
Kids aren’t the most reasonable people on the planet. For instance, we’ve heard of kids crying because they can’t find their ice cream cone, even though they just finished eating it. And then there’s this kid, who learned how to lie and manipulate at a pretty young age.
The kid told his parents that the babysitter sitter whooped him, and the parents called the babysitter’s parents. When they confronted the babysitter, he had no idea what was going on. When everyone met up with the kid, he calmly said that he lied because the babysitter didn’t cut his PB&J sandwich the way he wanted. Always cut PB&Js diagonally, folks—it makes it taste better.