0/5 Stars for the Nanny
Not every babysitter is cut out for the job. You might think that putting kids to bed, raiding the fridge, and binge-watching Netflix is what babysitting is all about, but there’s actually more to it. For instance, you should do your best to avoid cracking the huge aquarium and bleeding all over the place. That’s babysitter 101 stuff.
We’re pretty sure the OP failed that course because that’s exactly what happened. If that wasn’t bad enough, the daughter woke up to the commotion and nearly fainted when they caught sight of the OP’s hand that was squirting blood at that point.