Pick on Someone Smaller and Younger Than You, Old Man
We think babysitters should have at least a brown belt in Taekwondo before they’re allowed to watch over children. You never know what sort of creeps will come knocking on the front door while the parents are still out. Remember the mother who told the nanny to hide in the master bedroom if her ex-husband came around? Yeah, that’s why.
This nanny, who just happened to be a martial arts student, found the father physically abusing the mother after the two came home from a night of drinking. With nothing but red blurring his vision, the then-teenager opened a can of whoop-tushy on the dad in front of everyone. Sorry, guys, there’s no nanny cam footage of this.