En Garde!
There are a few things you never want to hear from the child you’re babysitting. For instance, “My daddy hits my mommy sometimes,” or, “Want to see my dad’s Nazi stuff? It’s in his study!” Another thing you never want to hear is how the children’s dad teaches them how to swordfight.
Assuming the worst, the kids showed the OP the exact swords they used to slice each other to bits. Thankfully, they were foam swords that couldn’t even slice a piece of fruit, let alone the flesh of a pre-teen. Do you guys remember Sock’em Boppers Sword and Shield? We miss the ‘90s.