No More Midnight Munchies
New Year’s resolutions often revolve around eating habits, such as cutting out soda, going vegetarian, or easing up on sugar. Still, this one hits home for those of us cursed with the midnight munchies. Or those who took too much Ambien and woke up with a fistful of Cheetos in the kitchen.
It looks like Twitter user @yeet_corgi_yeet falls into one of those categories as the holidays are barely beginning, and she’s already seconds away from adding, “stop eating excessive tomato basil wheat thins every time u wake up in the middle of the night” to her list. Take notes. She said “excessive,” which means she’s still open to midnight cracker chowdowns.