Button Up After Busting Out
You’ve just finished scarfing down hot, greasy, cheesy mozzarella sticks followed by a fizzy chaser and plate full of pasta. The bread basket has been refilled twice, and you take one last bite for the taste. It takes you what feels like years to chew and swallow. You’re so stuffed you get those weird little burps that also feel like a surprise hiccup.
If you’re anything like @kyliesaysrelax, you might get sneaky and unbutton your jeans before you bust like a can of biscuits, hiding your food baby under your big cloth napkin. We wonder how awkward things got for @kyliesaysrelax since she has made it her New Year’s resolution to remember to button back up before leaving. We recommend leggings or sweats next time.