The Burger Man
We know that it’s not kind to talk about other people’s weight, let alone laugh about it, but we’re pretty sure Andy Reid can take it. After all, that guy is half human, half hamburger, and we mean that in a totally non-offensive way. We can’t imagine anyone not liking hamburgers.

Anyway, back in the 2019-2020 season after the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl, a reporter asked him what he was going to do afterward. True to his hamburger-liking form, he said that he was going to order the biggest cheeseburger there was. Maybe a double. We hope you enjoyed your double cheeseburger, you totally deserved it!