#32: Happy Not Valentines Day
In a bold move that could only be described as the ultimate act of solitude, a single man in China once booked every other seat in a cinema theatre on Valentine’s Day. His diabolical plan? To split up couples and revel in the sweet victory of being the only solo player in the theater.
I can just imagine this guy, sitting amidst empty seats, chuckling to himself as unsuspecting couples enter, only to be thwarted by his cunning plan. It’s both ridiculous and ridiculously funny. But hey, let’s give him some credit for creativity. If he can’t have a date, he’ll make sure nobody else can either.