The Pen Gets It
Sometimes office pranks can take a dramatic turn. Exhibit A: this ransom note for a pen. This person’s pen went missing. As it turned out, their colleague had it. The note states that the owner must put 50 dollars in a plain white envelope and “place it into the Telecom mail slot or the pen gets it.”
Additionally, this person adds that said pen is very scared and wants to go home. If instructions aren’t followed to the letter, they have no problem using up the pen’s ink and disposing of it. What a dark human being. It’s only a pen! What did it ever do to you? This is clearly an indication of scant productivity in the workplace.