Off Limits
Don’t you hate it when people touch your things? This person sure does. They even put a note in the office kitchen urging folks to refrain from touching his reindeer mug. Naturally, the office pranksters snapped a photo of them touching said mug. The picture also says, “We can’t help it. It’s so beautiful!”
At the office, it’s always Opposite Day. If you tell someone not to do something, they’ll go ahead and do it anyway. Sometimes out of spite, but mostly out of boredom and a longing for some fun. Everyone loves to have fun (not just girls, like the song suggests). Whatever makes the time pass more quickly, we say.