For Ben Only
Apparently, Ben is the only male at his workplace. So, he took the liberty to change the men’s restroom sign. After all, nobody’s supposed to use it but him. He changed the “M” in the sign with a “B”, as in “Ben.” Now, this room solely belongs to Ben. Go Ben! You get your own restroom and enjoy it. More power to him.
But what happens when they hire more men and their names aren’t Ben? I mean, that ought to happen one day, right? Or what if they decide to have only one man on staff, and Ben made the cut? What if Ben is fired and replaced by Ken? So many questions, so little time. And so little matters.