Fear the Glass
“Please do not tap on glass. Programmers are easily scared and will start to cry. Violently. Please enter slowly while singing ‘Ave Maria’ to avoid an incident.” This signage is on the door of the programming department at an office. Apparently, programmers are akin to hamsters. They are easily scared. But what kind of incident are they referring to?
We imagine they possess tiny hamster hearts. If you so much as make a sound while approaching them, they could keel over. Just like that. Well, keel over from exorbitant fear. Who knew? You learn something new every day. Programmers will only remain calm if you sing “Ave Maria.” Time to put that to the test!