Walking on Eggshells
This person ordered way more empty plastic eggshells than they bargained for. So much that they weren’t sure they even received said empty plastic eggshells. If you look at the image below, you’ll notice that they look like something one would purchase in an adult store. You know what we’re referring to.

Ahem, yes, those. Someone’s going to have a fun Easter! If this person wanted to they could sell the eggshells just as they are pictured here. Make people think they’re, um, something else. Turn a profit. Or not be a deceptive little weasel and fill them with candy and chocolates for the children.