“Do I know where Ed is?” I don’t know – do I? This person was tired of people asking him about Ed, so he left a helpful flowchart for all of those seeking out the apparently elusive Ed. If they answer “yes,” then the response is “There he is!” Obviously, if the answer is “no” then, well, he doesn’t know. It’s a simple and effective response.
But why does everyone need to find Ed? Is he the boss? Is he a janitor that cleans up everyone’s messes? Regardless, this person may or may not be irritated by the incessant questions regarding Ed. It’s always “Ed, Ed, Ed.” “Ed this, Ed that.” Well, what about James? What’s so special about this Ed, anyway?