Cosplaying as a Rotisserie Chicken
Being pregnant in the summer sucks when your hot flashes and the biggest star in our solar system are ganging up on you, laughing as you overheat. So, what’s a melting mama to do? If you’re lucky enough to live close to the coast, you might pack up a towel, a few water bottles, and lots of snacks for a trip to the beach.
Once you’re there, it’s time to bust out the Banana Boat because you know sunburns rob your body and the baby of much-needed folic acid. The only problem is that greasy sunscreen can leave you looking like a rotisserie chicken glistening in the sun, and once you realize this, you’ll probably trigger another craving that will make you cry if you don’t get it.