Urine For It
“Make a baby,” they said! “It’ll be fun,” they said. What they didn’t say is how we’d be spending so much time on the toilet that we’ve thought about turning the bathtub into a bed and hanging a TV up on the bathroom wall since we practically live there now.
When you have a baby stomping around on your bladder like Godzilla learning how to Riverdance, a few measly pee drops can feel like an impending waterfall is forcing its way out. Sneezing, laughing, coughing, or existing can make us need Pull-ups more than our potty-training toddlers. Oh, and that loss of control is a cute gift some of us get to keep after delivery.