Being Kicked and Punched From Inside Your Body
Being pregnant is the only time in life you’ll have the simultaneous joy and discomfort of having another human being’s entire body squirming around inside you. Carrying another person around reminds you that you’re never truly alone, which can be comforting or terrifying depending on how much you enjoy your personal space.
It’s also the only time you can be unpredictably beaten up from inside your own body. Everyone else has to be kicked or punched from the outside, where they stand a chance of seeing flying feet and fists coming their way. If you’re toting multiples, you’ve got your own little Fight Club in your womb.