When Your Partner Paints You Piggies
There are good guys out there who will prop your feet up on a pillow for a good rub down, even if your relationship hasn’t hit the breeding stage yet, but when you’re swollen from head to toe and your belly is so big you forgot you even had feet, getting a manicure from your dude feels like a life changer.
When he’s finished brushing on the last of the top coat, they might still look like extra-large burritos, but at least they’re beautiful big burrito feet. It’s also nice to know that we’re loved and worthy of being pampered no matter how grotesquely large and misshapen our feet have become.