If You Drop it, It Doesn’t Exist Anymore
Bending over while pregnant is a joke. It isn’t going to happen without nearly suffocating yourself and looking silly trying not to topple over. Drop your car keys on the floor and nobody else is home to help? Forget about it. You don’t have a car anymore. You’re taking the bus now.
If you don’t have a helpful partner around to save you from your butterfingers, your only other chance is to get one of those long claw grabbers. They’re not only useful for picking up objects, but you can pinch your significant other with them when they’ve exceeded the dad joke limit for the day.