Dressing The Belly
The good news is pregnancy gifts you the magic ability to shapeshift. The bad news is your only option is “round,” and depending on which decade you’re living in, you could either find you and your belly sausaged into a doctor prescribed corset or dressing it up to show it off.
Up until about fifty years ago, pregnancy was treated as an embarrassing medical condition to be hidden to avoid disrupting everyone’s fragile ideas about the perfect female figure, which didn’t include a protruding belly. There was no leeway for the fact that you were producing the miracle of life. Fortunately, we’ve gained some sense since then. Now we just need to decide which outfit makes our bump look the best.