#20: You Can’t Catch That
Riding the subway during the last few years has been a strange experience for many New Yorkers. The train is always a hustling and bustling center of activity, and being close to complete strangers is nothing out of the ordinary. That all changed in 2020, and tensions were high for those who still had to take the train to get to work. This poor lady couldn’t help but cough when she was sitting in a train car, and everyone freaked out.
She quickly told everyone to cool their jets, because she wasn’t sick. She then calmly remarked that she smokes 40 cigarettes a day, and that was why she was hacking up a storm on the train. While it’s a good thing she’s not sick, we’re a little concerned by the fact that she smokes a whopping 40 cigarettes a day. That can’t be healthy!