#31: But It’s France…
Going through TSA at either La Guardia or JFK airport is a harrowing task. It’s always crowded and the TSA officials are intimidatingly serious. While we’re sure TSA agents see some pretty wild stuff go through security on a daily basis, they probably hadn’t encountered anyone like this lady, who tried to get by on dumb luck.
She straight-up tried to go through security with a corkscrew wine opener in her bag! In our modern world of heightened airport security, some things are pretty obviously banned from being in a carry-on bag. We can’t even bring a bottle of water on the plane with us anymore! She really thought she’d be able to bring a sharp bottle opener with her just because she was going to France, the land of fine wine and cheese? Nice try.