#7: Life-Changing Salmon
New York City is notoriously pricey. If you’ve ever visited the city as a tourist, you know how expensive it can be to go out to eat or even just buy a simple coffee. This person was shocked when they learned they had to pay $18 for their bagel and lox, but the person they were with wasn’t phased at all.
The person complaining about having to pay so much money said that the salmon better be life-changing and the best thing they’ve ever eaten. Their companion, who was obviously used to paying an arm and a leg for a bagel, ironically responded that it was life-changing for the salmon. Basically, they told them to stop complaining and enjoy their bagel in a classically New York way.