Where Were You Before You Were Born?
Lots of little kids talk about a life they swear they had before entering this one, and a lot of the time, it involves blurting out traumatic tales of lifetimes in faraway places in eras that have long since past as if they were telling you what they had for lunch.
It’s no big deal to them, and it doesn’t sound the least bit unbelievable in their minds. The only thing we want to know from Tara Haelle’s 5-year-old is how to get to The Midnight Zone because creepy pre-life aside, The Midnight Zone sounds like it would be a Sonic the Hedgehog level, and how would that not be any fun?