Is This Why He’s an Ex?
Relationships swirl down the failure drain for all kinds of reasons, whether it’s because he won’t unfollow the Instagram “fitness” models wearing ruched leggings and butt pads, or because she pinky promised she wasn’t hungry but then inhaled your fries. Creepy kids can also spell the end of a relationship.
To be fair, we don’t know for sure that this little Leatherface’s lust for supple skin was the final straw, but it probably didn’t help. Mom should call up her Avon friends and get this girl a bottle of Skin So Soft so she can keep the face-ripping fantasies at bay.