Becoming Barbie
We’re always praising little girls for being adorably doll-like, and most of them have a treasure trove of Barbies, babies, and L.O.L. Surprises that litter the living room floor, so it’s no big shock when they aspire to be like their dolls, right down to the soulless thousand-yard stare and stiff limbs.
Honestly, we’re okay with this if it includes an extended round of The Quiet Game during our morning commute while we wait for the coffee to kick in because 20 Questions can get tiring. We’re also crossing our fingers on both hands they channel American Girl or Barbie rather than Annabelle.