All in Nude
If you’ve ever lived in an apartment building before, then you’re probably dreaded using the shared laundry room. In theory, the shared appliances are supposed to make life easier, but more often than not, the other tenants are total jerks to forget their clothes all the time.
This guy came up with a pretty creative tale about how he managed to start a career, get married, raise a family, and retire, all while buck naked. You see, he couldn’t wear any clothes since they were sopping wet. An inconsiderate neighbor left their clothes in the dryer the entire time. If we were this guy, we’d just take the clothes out of the dryer and hide them underneath the washing machine.