Oh, Hi, Mark
A lot of work goes into growing trees so that people can harvest their fruits. It’s a total jerk move if you just walk into someone’s orchard and pluck an apple off a branch. The very least you can do is to ask the farmer whether it’d be okay if they could please give you an apple.
Mark came up with a simple solution—stick these signs on each and every apple in the orchard. Did we say simple? We actually mean crazy. It’d be hilarious if people read the message, asked Mark whether they could pick an apple, and he turned them down.