The Power of Christ Compels You!
Do people still perform exorcisms? We thought it was a dead practice from the 12th century. Well, believe it or not, the weird noises you hear from the apartment next door might actually be an exorcism, which doesn’t sound safe at all.
However, the neighbor’s safety was the least of this person’s concerns. They could’ve exorcised as many demons as they wanted, as long as they kept it to Fridays and Saturdays. For every other day of the week, people need to rest after work, and hearing the ghoulish screams of Abaddon leaving the body of some poor victim isn’t doing anyone any favors.